my grievous errors

1. i worry even though i'm not supposed to 
   
2. i speed when i know it is posted lower for a good reason
   
3. i laugh really loudly when the atmosphere is demure-like
   
4. i eat with my fingers when it is clearly silverware time
   
5. i do not make eye contact with creepy strangers who obviously want my attention
6. i swear without carefully checking to ensure a child-free environment
7. i use my typewriter when my roommate is trying to sleep
8. i procrastinate about little things
9. i do not pray as often as i want to
10. i take weeks to return some calls
11. i do all these things, knowingly.  i am a sad, sad little (wo)man.

BUT!  there is hope!  for tomorrow is another day, a fresh day.

free from my previous grievous errors.  what a chance, what an opportunity!